Thursday 29 January 2015

Women with big backsides are better lovers – Charly Boy


Another interesting article written by Charly Boy titled "Nyansh".

Let’s discuss it now, no need to be shy or bashful about this, so stop forming gentleman for me. Wetin men see for women nyash wey be say some people no fit hol body. Is it the owner of the nyash abi the size of the nyash? Nyash get different code names. Some dey call am idi, ike, duwawo, ikebe,bakassi. Whatever language or slang, it still connotes a sense of excitement and adventure. I know many guys who think of riding as soon they see the twin set of assets. 
Men generally love a curvy well packaged ass, because it is very attractive, arousing, and sexy. Everyone has a different vision and definition of beauty: whether it is skin deep or just in the eyes of the beholder. Men are attracted to curvy women because they look like women! I’m talking about size 12 to 16.  However, one man’s meat is another man’s mattress, that I know too well. It’s all about proportion; you can be petite but curvy and voluptuous, or big and tall but curvy and voluptuous. BIG doesn’t necessarily mean the woman is obese. Most guys simply love women with curves because that’s what enhances their femininity, makes them women. Only young girls should be flat and thin, lepa straight up and down, because they haven’t yet developed, dem never ripe. Curves define t woman.
For me, I’m so richly blessed, it’s not fair.  I am basically living with a woman whom after several kids still possesses a flat tummy and a “Ghetto/J-Lo butt”. She is no doubt considerably endowed, a flat stomach and a curvaceous butt. In fact this piece is about her. Tsikena! My woman’s nyash be like custom made, e be like something Oyinbo go manufacture finish, come install am for her body. Kai! Curvier women are more confident of their sexuality and are better lovers. Well, maybe it’s all in my head, but it is there. From time to time I love to make other men and women jealous when I take my baby out, I can see men’s eyes following the nyash like a he-goat. Odikwarisky!!
Some people have even caught me in public, either fondling with the nyash or pinching it. To crown it all, her “headlights” no send at all.
The question is… why do men like curvy women with butts?
I think I can manage to answer that. It’s just like women love to see men who have buffed bodies and masculine, men also love women who are curvy.  It’s just a better picture, the rest na story.
From an African man’s perspective, he will tell you straight up “give the bones to the dogs, give the meat to the men”. It is a black thing, we Africans flow like that. Curvy looking figures are the men’s known weakness, any woman in the crowd with such a figure and a smile gets the attention of all the men in the whole crowd. Even if they are with their own women at that moment they will still try to make an excuse to look at her curves.
Have you ever wondered why the cheese has two nice folds and not one round one? Chai!!! I think the sole purpose for this creation was to give it a provocative nature. E get anything weydem dey take nyash do wey no dey sweet for body? ‘Shiting’, messing, f***ing…So to all the ass men out there, let me know the size you like and the names you call it, as for me CharlyBoy, I like my own nyash custom-built! 
However, the real beauty is on the inside, the inside is what is seen after being hypnotized by the exterior. Guys whether the subject of your admiration is small, thin, big, fat, just know that the beauty inside is much better than the beauty outside. These days, The Nyash or Head lamps can be bought, but the quality of the person is in their DNA and can’t be twigged. So watch your wondering eyes, before you fall inside gutter because of Nyash Matters.

Checkout The List Of Top Nigerian Universities As Released By NUC


The Nigerian Universities Commission (NUC) has released its yearly ranking for the top legally recognized tertiary institutions in Nigeria. The University of Lagos comes top of the list while the Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife and University of Ibadan, both in Oyo State come in the next two spots. Covenant University is the private tertiary institution with the highest ranking.
Below is the full list. Let us know if you agree with the ranking.
1 University of Lagos Lagos
2 Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife
3 University of Ibadan Ibadan
4 University of Ilorin Ilorin
5 Covenant University Ota
6 Federal University of Technology, Minna Minna
7 University of Nigeria Nsukka
8 University of Benin Ugbowo
9 University of Port Harcourt Port Harcourt
10 Ahmadu Bello University Zaria
11 University of Agriculture, Abeokuta
12 Landmark University Omu-Aran
13 Rivers State University of Science and Technology
Port Harcourt
14 Federal University of Technology, Akur, Akure
15 University of Jos Jos
16 Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka
17 Lagos State University Ojo
18 Redeemer’s University Mowe
19 Bayero University Kano Kano
20 University of Maiduguri Maiduguri
21 Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology
Ogbomoso
22 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma Dutsin-Ma
23 Federal University of Technology, Owerri Owerri
24 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti Oye
25 Afe Babalola University Ado-Ekiti
26 Osun State University Oshogbo
27 Paul University Awka
28 Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti Ado-Ekiti
29 Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko
30 Federal University, Dutse Dutse
31 University of Uyo Uyo
32 University of Agriculture, Makurdi, Makurdi
33 University of Abuja, Abuja
34 Ebonyi State University Abakaliki
35 Veritas University Abuja
36 Madonna University Okija
37 University of Calabar Calabar
38 Nasarawa State University Keffi
39 Pan African University Lagos
40 Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma
41 Lead City University Ibadan
42 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Bauchi
43 Kwara State University Ilorin
44 Delta State University, AbrakaAbraka
45 Baze University Abuja
46 Bingham University Auta Balifi
47 Bells University of Technology Ota
48 Umaru Musa Yar’Adua University Katsina
49 Babcock University Ilishan-Remo
50 Federal University of Petroleum Resources
Effurun
51 Benue State University Makurdi
52 Enugu State University of Science and Technology
Enugu
53 Joseph Ayo Babalola University Ikeji-Arakeji
54 Niger Delta University Wilberforce Island Yenagoa
55 African University of Science and Technology
Abuja
56 Kaduna State University Kaduna
57 Federal University, Lokoja Lokoja
58 Igbinedion University Okada Okada
59 Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University Lapai
60 Fountain University Oshogbo
61 American University of Nigeria Yola
62 Achievers University, Owo Owo
63 Ondo State University of Science & Technology
Okitipupa
64 Obong University Obong Ntak
65 Crawford University Faith City
66 Federal University, Otuoke Otuoke
67 Anambra State University Uli
68 Olabisi Onabanjo University Ago Iwoye
69 Tai Solarin University Of Education Ijebu-Ode
70 Modibbo Adama University Of Technology Yola
71 Ajayi Crowther University Oyo Town
72 Imo State University Owerri
73 Caleb University Imota
74 Federal University, Ndufu-Alike Ndufu-Alike
75 University of Mkar Mkar
76 Nigerian Turkish Nile University Abuja
77 Novena University Ogume
78 Adeleke University Ede
79 Renaissance University Enugu
80 Al-Hikmah University Ilorin
81 Caritas University Enugu
82 Usmanu Danfodio University Sokoto
83 Kebbi State University Of Science and Technology
Aliero
84 Benson Idahosa University Benin City
85 Oduduwa University Ile Ife
86 Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture
Umuahia
87 Bowen University Iwo
88 Adamawa State University Mubi
89 Crescent University Abeokuta
90 Cross River University Of Science & Technology
Calabar
91 Gombe State University Gombe
92 Elizade University Ilara-Mokin
93 Abia State University Uturu
94 Wellspring University Benin City
95 Yobe State University Damaturu
96 Western Delta University Oghara
97 Federal University, Lafia Lafia
98 Wesley University Of Science and Technology
Ondo City
99 Bauchi State University Gadau
100 Federal University, Kashere Kashere

Rihanna Rocks 'Box Braids' On The Cover Of i-D Magazine



Rihanna once again wowed fans with an edgy new look as she graces i-D magazine February 2015 music issue. 

Rihanna has tried just about every hairstyle out there, and now, she's rocking big box braids on the magazine cover. The 26-year-old looks effortlessly beautiful with minimal make up.

The cover comes on the heels of the singer's surprise release of her new single "FourFiveSeconds" with Kanye West and Paul McCartney, this past weekend. This also follows the announcement of her role as Puma's creative director. 

Nigerian Woman Hospitalized After Allegedly Been Tortured By Her Bosses Who Are Lebanese

One Mrs Grace Okpara, has cried out against her Lebanon bosses in Ibafo area of Ogun State.

37-year-old Grace who worked as a cleaner in the logistic company in Ibafo, where Lebanese couple Joseph and Hala Yasbek - are members of management, claimed she was dragged on the floor by her bosses during an argument, reported the matter at Ibafo Police Division.

She narrated what happened to PUNCH Newspaper saying thus; “I work as a cleaner at the Lebanese company, and I earn N20,000 as salary. The incident happened on January 14 at about 11.30am. We were three working as cleaners in the company.
“That day, Hala said I did not clean the premises very well, but as I tried to explain, she kicked me and I fell. Minutes later when the husband showed up, I reported Hala to him, but he also slapped me.
I fell ill after the incident and went to the hospital for treatment. I was treated at a private hospital in Ibafo. I was discharged on Thursday and then went to report to the police. The fee for my treatment was paid by the police at Ibafo.”
The Ogun state Police PRO, DSP Muyiwa Adejobi confirmed the incident saying;  The two Lebanese were invited, and we have asked them to come back with officials of the company. The Lebanese husband explained that it was the complainant who wanted to hit his wife, and he had to block her (Grace) by pushing her away.
“The fact is that the two parties had been having conflicts for some time.“It is not a matter of assault alone. We are trying to mediate between them. “But if the woman feels she had been so badly maltreated, the police can charge the matter to court.”


Miley Cyrus Replaces Kim Kardashian On The Cover Of Love Magazine


Earlier this week, a new image from the forthcoming issue of LOVE Magazine was revealed,  Kim Kardashian posing alongside Cara Delevingne. 

However, Miley Cyrus has since replaced the curvaceous reality star in the shot, with fans editing Kim out of the frame completely and putting the face of the pop princess on there instead. Showing off some seriously impressive Photoshopping skills, fans of the Wrecking Ball hitmaker made it look almost as though she is supposed to be in the frame, as her pal Cara looks on with her trademark silly face. 

The original black and white image shows Kim and Cara with wet hair posing together in a striking picture below.




Ludacris Babymama Reveals He Tried To Bribe Her With $10K, A House To Abort Their Child


Things got really messy for rapper Ludacris at 1-year-old daughter's custody hearing yesterday, as he tried to get full custody of his daughter, Cai Bella with babymama, Tameka Fuller.

According to TMZ, Ludacris’ baby mama testified in court that it’s ridiculously ludicrous he’s 
fighting for full custody of their daughter, because he desperately wanted her to have an abortion to the point he even bribed her.

Tamika Fuller said when Luda found out she was pregnant he cried, but they weren’t tears of joy. He said it would ruin his life and he then urged her to terminate the pregnancy. Luda initially offered her $10K and a house if she lost the baby.
“I told him the same day I found out. He was not happy. He cried.  He did say this isn’t something that we planned. Let’s move forward with an abortion. The baby’s not going to have a family. The baby is not going to be with the mother and the father in the same house. This is just all bad. This is going to ruin his life and ruin his career. He gave me the money for an abortion actually. It was $900 and some change. We were having a conversation about it.  He was like I can’t take you back to the house. I got 10 grand.  I’ll work it out.  I can help you out with whatever it is you need.  If you need a house…we’re going to work together.”
 Fuller believes Luda’s quickie marriage to Eudoxie was just a transparent ploy to show the judge he has a
 more stable home than her.

For now, Luda has been granted primary custody of the child.

P-square To Bury Late Dad On Friday


Popular Nigerian artists, Peter and Paul "P-Square" Okoye and the rest of their siblings will bury their dad, Pa Moses Okoye who died last year November, on Friday, 30th of January, 2015 at their home town in Ifite Dunu, Anambra State.


Photos: Joseph Yobo, Kanu Nwankwo At PDP Presidential Campaign Rally


Football stars, Joseph Yobo and Kanu Nwankwo turned-up with the rest of the mammoth crowd at PPD presidential campaign rally, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.
Continue to see more pics after the cut....