Etcetera Lists Hilarious New Year Resolutions For Celebrities

Singer cum social media critic, Etcetera is back again at doing what he does best- annoying Nigerian Celebs with his catching criticisms.

Now, he decided to pick New Year resolutions that he believes some Nigerian Celebs should have and some her very funny.

Hear him; "Every January, resolutions are made with conviction, only to be dropped like a hot akara sometime before February as unattainable, or just plain boring. All through last year, we watched our celebrities and critiqued their behaviour. Maybe we shouldn’t have. Maybe we should let them make their own mistakes.

Or maybe we should assess celebrity behaviour in 2014 and determine which celebrities could use some suggestions for their New Year’s Resolutions to make 2015 a great year. And that’s just what we’ve done. So Don Jazzy, Cossy, Omosexy and others, listen up.

Afro Candy: We already know what you look like with a pubic haircut. Now can you please get into character as a Indecency-star. We’ve had enough of the teasers. It is becoming boring already. We want the real deal in 2015. Give us a hit movie that will make headlines and put you on magazine covers. Bare your fangs, shake that floppy Bottom and make the teenage boys happy.

Cossy: Our advice is twofold: first of all, it’s clearly time to invest in some bra. This should be the year to get those bosoms cupped and wrapped up. Secondly, change your hustle. Your personality could be revealing in a talk show: put your mind to it, I am sure great offers will come.

Baba Suwe: Egbon, we love you and we will always love to see you in as many movies as possible. But are we ever going to see you act without the black paint on your face?

Mr. Ibu: A lot of people make resolutions to lose weight, get strong and buff, quit smoking or drinking in order to become healthier. Is this the year that Mr. Ibu finally hits the gym for a six-pack form?

Pete Edochie: Since the death of Amaleze “The Cat,” one question that has been asked over and over again is when our beloved Pete Edochie is going to shave his beards. Just in case the chief decides to visit a salon this year, please someone should quickly remove the kolanuts and palmwine keg from the table. Yes, you may have to hide those wrappers and hats if we are ever going to see the chief in suit anytime before rapture. We’ll also love to see him play other roles than His Royal Highness, Chief Ohazurumba 1 of Ohaji Egbema Kingdom that he has been playing since the days of “Things Fall Apart.” Sir, we know you can do it.

Don Jazzy: The experimental singing was good for last year but 2015 should be the year of the vocalist. And bros, you have hidden under the shade for too long. The hot babes are crying and the queue is getting too long. Will 2015 finally reveal “Mrs. Don Jazzy?

Tuface: Your album last year was good but it also revealed the fact that you have lost your vocal strength. It won’t be a bad idea to engage the services of a voice coach in 2015.

Dbanj: Last year wasn’t a good year for you musically. The songs didn’t come out well, especially the collaborations. I’ll suggest you take a total break from music in 2015 and get re-inspired.

Omawunmi: You have found the right spot between Highlife, 

Pop and RnB. You pitched your tent perfectly well in our hearts in 2014. Whatever inspired those beautiful songs is worth holding on to.

Waje: Awww we love you. Your voice is like the sound of the morning spring. But ermmm please leave the skimpy dresses to the peperempes.

Jim Iyke: No matter what people say about him, naija movie scene has been boring without him and the drama that comes with him. Jim, we will be happy to see you back in the spotlight this year, making movies and reminding us that you’re a fine actor. It would be nice to see you star in your own movie, maybe with Nadia.

Miss Sindodo: After a long spell away, you bounced back in 2014 and we are glad about your “amazing” recovery. But your black knuckles and over-bleached skin call for immediate attention this 2015. One movie we will love to see made in Nollywood this year is “How Stella Snatched My Husband” starring Doris and produced by Daniel.

Halima Abubakar: Acting shouldn’t be a do or die affair. Try other professions or better still, take a professional course in acting.

Omosexy: Everyone says you are arrogant. This should be the year to make a better impression.

Stephanie Okereke: When are we going to finally start seeing your movies for real and not just seeing them “Through The Glass?”

Olisa: You have held the crown as the oldest bachelor for too long. It is time to hand over.

Tonto: What do you really do? It is becoming more difficult to tell these days. It’s a tough industry, we know. But we’re begging you: please stop jumping from one thing to another. Getting into character as a role model does require a bit of focus.
Happy new year everyone.

Serena Williams and Boyfriend Get Cozy In New Pics

American tennis star Serena Williams, who is currently ranked No 1 in women's singles tennis stepped out with her French boyfriend, Patrick Moratoglou earlier today.

44-year-old Patrick is also her coach and they've been dating since 2012. Patrick and his ex-wife reportedly divorced because of his relationship with Serena.

Continue to see more pics after the cut....

Stella Damasus Speaks On Domestic Violence, Defends Women

When it comes to issues like Women, Child Abuse, Domestic Violence etc...trust, Stella Damasus to lend her voice.

See what the actress and activist shared on her social media after the cut....

"We are sick and tired of people telling us, it’s okay for your husband to hit you just because he paid your bride price. We are sick and tired of the ignorance surrounding domestic violence in Africa. We are sick and tired of the law enforcement agencies in Africa, telling us that it’s a domestic affair and should be resolved at home. We are sick and tired of mothers telling their daughters that it’s okay to be beaten by their husbands because they went through the same thing. Domestic violence is not a peculiar problem, it is universal. It has taken too many lives and it must stop. No More domestic violence, No more sexual assault, No more silence."

Floyd Mayweather Flaunts Collection Of Sunglasses, Wristwatches

American professional boxer and world's richest sportman, Floyd Mayweather can't help but flaunts his wealth on social media.

Floyd took to his Instagram page on Friday, December 2, 2015 to share photos of several expensive sunglasses and wrist watches in his collection.

Check them out after the cut....

Vincent Enyeama Named 2014 Best Goalkeeper In France

Super Eagle's Vincent Enyeama has been named Best Goalkeeper in France for 2014.

The Lille stopper was in brilliant form for both club and country and also made the L'Equipe Newspaper Best 11 team of the year 2014.

Enyeama is also on the final shortlist for the CAF African Footballer of the Year. The winners will be announced at the awards ceremony next Thursday.

Yaya Toure and Pierre-Emeric Aubameyang of Gabon and Borrusia Dortmund are also in the running for the prize.

Big congrats to him!

Family Source Reveals How Oge Okoye Snatched ex-Husband From Nkiru Silvanus

Recently, the husband snatching drama between Actresses Oge Okoye, Nkiru Sylvanus and Stanley Duru (Oge’s ex hubby) hit the blogosphere. The reports claimed Nkiru was making plans to tie the knot with Oge's ex-husband and father of her two children while some reports also claimed the wedding has been done secretly.

Many have since labelled Nkiru a husband snatcher but a family member has come out to defend the actress and told the true story.

The family source told Y!naija thus; "It is funny how the media is blaming Nkiru when it is actually a complicated affair. Oge and Nkiru used to be close friends, they met Stanley at the same time in Enugu in 2006.  Nkiru and Stanley fell in love and Oge the back stabber, knew this yet somehow she sheepishly let Stanley impregnate her. Nkiru was hurt but she let go of the love of her life for a friend, she didn’t want her to be put to shame and mocked for having a child out of wedlock. So, Oge Okoye and Stanley Duru moved to Amsterdam and got married.”

"Of course a dog will always return to its vomit, after having their first son, Oge cheated on Stanley with a friend of his and he paid her back by dating one Dutch lady, Barbara with whom he now has a child, Uchechi, but let’s leave that story for another time. They somehow reconciled and she took in again and delivered a baby girl in 2010 but they officially parted ways in 2012, you media people didn’t know that, did you?  On realizing they were both single again, Nkiru and Stanley reconnected and they regretted letting each other go. They got really close after Nkiru escaped from the kidnappers’ den."

"She (Oge) is not furious, she is not devastated at all. She and Stanley parted ways since and she has moved on. Moreover she has no reason to be hurt, after all she snatched Stanley from my cousin first"

It will be recalled that Nkiru recently said in interviews that she has no issues with being a second wife. 

Hear her; "If the situation and the person is good, I’ll go for it. I’ve said it before that if ladies don’t stop this nonsense they call ‘one-man-one-wife’, many of them will get to 40 and still remain single. There are more women than men. Go to churches, the number of single ladies in most cases is three times the number of single guys”.

Fans Blast Madonna For Using Photoshopped Images Of Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr To Promote Album

Madonna sparked controversy on Friday, when she photoshopped pictures of Iconic black leaders and posted them on her social media accounts to promote her upcoming album, "Rebel Heart".

The singer was slammed on Twitter after sharing the manipulated photos of Martin Luther King Jr, Nelson Mandela and Bob Marley wrapped in black cord to mimic the cover image of her album.
Madonna captioned the photo of King "This #rebelheart had a dream!" For Mandela she wrote- "This #rebelheart fought for freedom! And for Marley- "This #rebel heart sang about ONE LOVE!"

The pop star may have good intentions but both fans and critics took to Twitter on Friday to blast her for the controversial photos.

Madonna, who is no stranger to controversy may have been prepared for the negative backlash, as she shared a message on Instagram the previous day which read; "Dear haters, i have so much MORE for you to be mad at....be patient!

See the photos after the cut.....

Photos From Ali Baba's January 1st Concert

Ali Baba and wife

Veteran comedian, Ali Baba hosted Celebs and top dignitaries to his concert which held at Eko Hotels and Suites, VI, Lagos on January 1st, 2015.

Guests includes Lagos First Lady, Mrs Abimbola Fashola, Billionares Aliko Dangote and Femi Otedola, Dele Momodu and others.

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7-year-old Girl Survives A Fatal Plane Crash That Killed Other Passengers On Board

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A seven-year-old girl walked free from the wreckage of a private plane that crashed in a wooden area of Kentucky on Friday killing four others on board, US Police said.

Police was alerted to the crash when they received an emergency call from a local resident , they said in a statement on Facebook. "The caller told police that a seven-year-old female had walked to his home reporting that she had been involved in a plane crash" sergeant Dean Patterson of Kentucky police said in the official statement.

The girl was in emotional distress and taken to a hospital with non-life threatening injuries, Patterson said. Emergency crews raced to the area and later located the small plane. They discovered four bodies, including the pilot and the three passengers.

The identities of the deceased and the survivor were not released. Patterson said he didn't know the girl's relationship with the people on the plane.